Diss that Picture game!

[Shambles]

Yo, spit 8 clowning on a picture of anybody; it could be somebody well known or of somebody random off google image search. Then post your own pic underneath for the next dude.

Don't go posting ridiculous shit or pictures that are intended to be funny, use your creativity. Let's see if this carries, I'll kick off:

First target, this exceptionally funny-looking vintage pic of Frye
http://elgammy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/channing-frye-interview-20051004015802717-000-000.jpg

Yo Channing Frye, I'm feeling sorry for the camera guy/
Your grill is harder to look at like 3-d magic eye/
I got another one standing by/
To fit yo teeth in the photo, he gotta stand back and pan it wide/
See this is nice, did I have to go and diss him twice?/
His hairline look like a pizza with a missing slice/
I'm dying laughing yo, place me in the tomb/
cuz his head look like someone drew a face on a balloon/


Next Picture: Rudyard Kipling (lmao this should be pretty easy)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3D_ZLOC0At4/Sw2sXf287WI/AAAAAAAAAF8/_TdDpaVAXRI/s1600/Kipling.jpg

[Gifted]

Next Picture: Rudyard Kipling (lmao this should be pretty easy)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3D_ZLOC0At4/Sw2sXf287WI/AAAAAAAAAF8/_TdDpaVAXRI/s1600/Kipling.jpg

Look at this dude, I'm laughing at this spectacle!
No seriously, peep his glasses! I'm laughing at his spectacles..
Picture professional, suit looks fancy to me...
Nah for real, he looks like the fathered Doctor Phil's family tree...
I've read his books at the library, whenever I browse there....
Funny, this dummy could cover his bald spots with eyebrow hair...
Clearly, you see he's a geek....
If he's not checking his pulse, feeling the beat...
His wrist's sore from beating his meat!



OK GO

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8155/1298554603podborka61.jpg

[T-MADDY]

well damn shambles nice.

gifted u already know.

[Wallace341]

Look at this dude, I'm laughing at this spectacle!
No seriously, peep his glasses! I'm laughing at his spectacles..
Picture professional, suit looks fancy to me...
Nah for real, he looks like the fathered Doctor Phil's family tree...
I've read his books at the library, whenever I browse there....
Funny, this dummy could cover his bald spots with eyebrow hair...
Clearly, you see he's a geek....
If he's not checking his pulse, feeling the beat...
His wrist's sore from beating his meat!



OK GO

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8155/1298554603podborka61.jpg


To keep my verse in line and in context, Christian'll bomb next,
Can't afford a forced thought so i Hypin(happen) to Will em and i'm left wit a Lil X
It's a bitch but i'm perplexed, by the size of this lame text,
Plus it's RED so it can be said it deserved to be drained/flushed,
Not Retired, Extreme or Dange-rous, just faint, and plain blush,
A waste of a faint touch, from the most ignant and sanctious to grip on a paint brush,

It's a X in a box plus it's small, so that micros' soft,
I gets sick, i don't spit when in front of mic's i cough....

....Nah just fuckin around cause i'm at work and all i'm getting is the red X of denial...lol

[Shambles]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/8155/1298554603podborka61.jpg

Alright let's continue. You must post a new picture with your reply! Here it goes though

I'm no anthropologist, but that there's the missing link/
I mean the ape whose skintone is a suspicious pink/
One of those bitches just too vicious for the kitchen sink/
Put her in a zoo behind bars like she mixing drinks/
One part banana rum, two parts gingerale/
She the type to scratch her ass and sniff her finger nails/
What can I say, at least the monkeys find her pretty/
Like the one on her right side staring at her titties!/


Next pic:
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata35/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool8_idiot-funny-stupid-2_2009072800025910235.jpg

[Gifted]

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Next pic:
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata35/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool8_idiot-funny-stupid-2_2009072800025910235.jpg


This Felecia Moore. Police Reports say that she was seen before....
Leaving a korean store, with two packages of weave, and grease galore
Around 3 or 4, cops received a 911 call filled with screams of sorts
And someone yelling "Jesus whore! That ain't enough weave, I need some more!"
Cops rushed to scene, coupled a team, when they reached the door.
They found a few splashes, of Blue Magic...that streaked the floor.
Proceeding more, was a hair stylist that was beat and sore...
By Felicia, using a blow dryer, a curling iron, and some heating oil....





Next?

http://www.stereogum.com/img/lionel11.jpg

[Shambles]

http://www.stereogum.com/img/lionel11.jpg

Is that Lionel Richie? Can't tell, my screen is kinda glitchy/
I know it's a sculpture, it's the material I'm finding shifty/
Is it dookie from a dude who drank a pint of whisky?/
Mushed together by a spinal bifida tribal pygmy?/
Say what you want about his talent, but the guy is 60/
He prolly wouldn't make american idol's final fifty/
Next to William Hung in blackface singin' lines from 'dixie'/
...That shit is ridiculous, but peace to Gift for rhyming with me/

Next Picture:

http://gumshoegrove.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/fruitcake1.jpg

[Gifted]

YO! that pic.....smh....i can't...somebody else go...lmao...


(sidebar...shambles verses are crazy nice)

[Elevate Get High]

Is that Lionel Richie? Can't tell, my screen is kinda glitchy/
I know it's a sculpture, it's the material I'm finding shifty/
Is it dookie from a dude who drank a pint of whisky?/
Mushed together by a spinal bifida tribal pygmy?/
Say what you want about his talent, but the guy is 60/
He prolly wouldn't make american idol's final fifty/
Next to William Hung in blackface singin' lines from 'dixie'/
...That shit is ridiculous, but peace to Gift for rhyming with me/

Next Picture:

http://gumshoegrove.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/fruitcake1.jpg

um what the fuck? is that Bruce Lee wit a crutch?
are those limes or a bunch a green dangling nuts?
hooked in his flesh, is that a pressure point test?
a pico de limon vest? he's going for that citrus bless,
slice a lime off his chest, a bartender? the best,
got limes to press, squeeze him and make a mess,
I'll take two slices for my gin, tonic to the brim,
and hope to not get slices of him, *pause" now begin....

http://mikedoe.net/storage/non-pop-non-peeps/Hot_Bartenders_Nice_Boobs_Club.jpg

[Shambles]

This thread is getting consistent nice verses

[Shambles]

That's messed up! We got plastic surgeons who let sluts/
Request F-cups, but guess what? From the neck up.../
The bitch is busted, sweating for that is recklessness/
The conflict of which divides 'X' sets of breasteses/
Case two, we look at the meat in this bitch sammich/
"Ms." 6 foot 5 unleashing damage with a reach advantage/
Steve Nash? The reflection is uncanny/
I'd rather pityfuck the massive titty chick than this tranny/


*I refuse to diss the cutie on the right she's bad

http://www.obeliskseven.com/Portals/0/Gallery/471/David%20Suzuki%20=%20Guelph%20Mercury.jpg

[Gifted]

He won't fuck around! Mess with him, and find out how fat knuckles sound....
He'll punch you now, without wrinkling his black button down...
Only at a hundred pounds...he's the standard for old people!
Showing them this is how you auto-roll (ougtha roll), no Hover Round.
Wedding band, so this husband's proud....his beautiful wife...
is probably bruised up in fights, if she's late with his noodes and rice!

[Mr.T]

Good idea for a thread yo

[Elevate Get High]

where is the next pic?

[Jack Skellington]

should i really get it n on mr miyagi's twin/
lookin like he doping it up, him so thin/
but his hair got a nigga seasick, head spin/
wax on wax off young daniel-san, crane kick/
mad his chin got split ends, please explain this/
y u mad n got ya dukes up/
preppin karate chops and thin knuckle uppercuts/
wedding band imprints on such n such/
buddy mustve been a lame fuck/
dropped a drink on ya best fit/
thats what made your fingers clinch/
r his eyes human or is he part hampster/
sorry to tell you sir, but your hair so last year/

smh... since no pic was dropped...


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N8DkmcMIO5w/S7iT6y7OGmI/AAAAAAAAUR0/M6jZjmtnVm4/s1600/26164_10150165269500370_851290369_11771347_7517747 _n%5B1%5D.jpg

^who does this?

[Shambles]

That's an Easter Basket... Full of easter eggs? At least they're plastic!/
She should bunny-hop across the street and leave the weave in traffic/
Say word, that mess look like a nest for a gay bird/
And very festive... unless that photo's date is May 3rd/
That's a type of mullet, it's sensationally wack/
It all business in the front, ya Grama's basement in the back/
In case you ask, I'm just basing this on facts,/
She empties candy out those eggs and she replaces it with crack/

http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy316/thegonetwork/201923466_8a7ea100aa.jpg

[T-MADDY]

dam shambles kill these.

[Mojo]

http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy316/thegonetwork/201923466_8a7ea100aa.jpg

Lemme step into this limelight to see if I can rhyme right
Poor guy, I wouldnt make her my wife or give her my pipe
Even if i was intravenously given Miller High Life
That's wrong, right? I'm sorry but that's just how I feel
They look like they're fresh out the trailer and the chick hit her eye on the wheel
Bacon grease, car grease, motor oil let me know what's the deal
Is that what she uses for makeup? Frowned face like a seal
I'm like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Buddy, I don't know you be she does and you bout to be her next meal

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/297040_126920627407215_100002678368090_137656_3792 694_n.jpg

[King Zen]

Now Im sicker than them niggaz who posted b4 me
A 1000 pictures couldn't express how they bore me
Lauging at trailer trash and fags pissing in they pants
I'm laughing at these lames lyrically dey don't stand a chance
But life is a gamble you can lose your head
I'm chopping off heads with every rhyme I said
Launching at these bitch niggaz with futuristic bombs
They didn't see it coming it's the calm b4 the Storm
Like Irene on the scene Zen is back in full bloom
Scarier than a dark Knight with a full moon
Killin them lames without ever posting a pic
I'm in the afterlife u niggaz not even close to sick...:cool:

[J Badhands]

Post a pic in a forum,Poke a bitch n ignorum
Like this prick sayin his flow is close to sick when it's borin
Not back to the pissy pants, Not askin this chick to dance,
But that niggaZen ,Still try to Bagger like Mister Vance
But after a quick exam,of the massively bigger hands
and the adams apple I can prove the fact that this chicks A MAN
Even worse It's a Fag ,No ass Small Titty Hag
Really mad ,For not being allowed in The City Cab
Hurry up Get A Bath, beat it You Sissy Punk
hit the skunk, Do ANYTHING,Just Don't Get Pissy Drunk!!!

[King Zen]

Now what I gotta do 2 get you off my nutz?
Remember I know yo history you soft as fuck
Undermine me say what you like but can't out rhyme me
Niggaz like worms they greasy and slimy
Satan get behind me...Now Hail Mary!
Niggaz can't touch me I'm a born Revolutionary
With eyes that see thru u and a bitch I see
Full of wizdom and you'll never be rich like me
So hit the books boy I'll close you like a chapter
Why Momma every nigga wanna grow up to be rapper?
Half baked and they don't even smoke that chronic
Just sum ignorant mf's and they don't really want it
I spent the night on the bench I'm hungry like I'm homeless
I'm in the Danjazone but really I'm Zoneless
Beyond yo area code...but you can still reach me
Chillin with yo bitch she say she got things she wanna teach me
That ho a slut...and I saw so many coming up
I'm not impressed by a cute smile and big butt
I'm grinding, rhyming..fear no Dragon shit
Fuck Jimmy Badhands and yeah fuck Antagonist
Fuck a silly pic...I'm looking at a silly bitch
Said he was gettn rich still stuck on the same shit
A lame bitch that's what I called him
Do I flow nigga? I fucken boiled him.....:cool:

[Shambles]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/19/wtfisthisshit128609910566678708.jpg

[King Zen]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/19/wtfisthisshit128609910566678708.jpg

A bitch getting buried and there's mo dirt for you.

[Qwasian]

ya breath smell like sheep shit, im cooler than heathcliff

[Elevate Get High]

http://www.danjazone.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=65&d=1315572551

that African sun, sure do age someone,
this chick eighteen but looking forty-one,
eyes blood shot, from workin a dusty crop,
flies love snot, a tasty spice add to the pot,
that doo rag can't hide that dried up mat,
but heads best be wrapped an islamic fact,
you'll get stoned to death raped for less,
ya earring buttons pulled from a dress,
ya butt flesh a cure from AIDS if we beat,
fuck that Sudan got life looking real bleak

http://tinypic.com/9i9wev.jpg