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[Gifted]

Oh shit....we back

[anti]

daddy have theme issues - gimme a day or so. might have to resmash this shit again.

[Nerd_Ferguson]

Admin me I can retheme the joint. I'll be careful lol

[goliath]

oh shit. right on.

[Nah]

Gifted you bastard!

Oh yeah, this theme is...uh...hmm..I feel like I'm using a Commodore 64.

[goliath]

Gifted you bastard!

Oh yeah, this theme is...uh...hmm..I feel like I'm using a Commodore 64.


Load list

load "danjazone" ,8,1:

[Mojo]

Admin me I can retheme the joint. I'll be careful lol

Uh ohhhh... :eek:

Only time will tell if DZ will be able to recover and be the DZ of old.

[Dumpster Juice]

Finally...I was so bored at work

lmao @ "keeping wrists happy since 1995"

[Eso]

Why do kids think they have to instantly get dirty when they have on nice clothes? It's like they think they're kid card is gonna get revoked if someone sees them looking nice.

[Mojo]

Why do kids think they have to instantly get dirty when they have on nice clothes? It's like they think they're kid card is gonna get revoked if someone sees them looking nice.

lol I don't even bother putting white shirts on my daughter. If we have plans to go somewhere after I pick her up from daycare I have to leave myself enough time to go home and clean her up.

[goliath]

hey! check out the blog: http://ambitiousreader.tumblr.com/

[Gifted]

lol I don't even bother putting white shirts on my daughter. If we have plans to go somewhere after I pick her up from daycare I have to leave myself enough time to go home and clean her up.

story of my life. I keep a bag in my backseat with wet wipes and white tees so I can at least run to the grocery store after and not be ashamed...lol

[Nerd_Ferguson]

Oddly enough, my niece isn't that bad with dirtying up the clothes. She does fit every other young person stereotype tho.

[Mojo]

I like how you can change colors and add pics from the quick reply.

[AliAllWorld]

hey! check out the blog: www.urbanestablished.com

[The Dre Era]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[king]

Damn, I thought DZ was dead in the water lol. I just gave my one random click to make sure and it popped back up.

[Tully Blanchard]

We're back in effect! One question, exactly what mistake was made that lead to the site getting shut down this last time?!

[Eso]

The bots are coming!!! The bots are coming!!!

[The Dre Era]

The bots are coming!!! The bots are coming!!!
yeh you already know
the countdown begins........

then well be looking like this again
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/e3/fullj.0d59b3e6eda0a4136f8da44004eb6820/0d59b3e6eda0a4136f8da44004eb6820-getty-.jpg

[Nerd_Ferguson]

We're back in effect! One question, exactly what mistake was made that lead to the site getting shut down this last time?!

I deleted/overwrote a file that didn't need to be deleted/overwrote lol

honest mistake lol.

[Dumpster Juice]

I deleted/overwrote a file that didn't need to be deleted/overwrote lol

honest mistake lol.

im going to make sure you are the first person that gets dissed by gifted when he starts his "post here and gifted will diss you" thread

as a matter of fact, you are lucky, the entire thread might be dedicated to dissing you for this "honest mistake"

[Mojo]

I hate when DZ goes down and when it comes back on it takes me 3 weeks to figure out who's who when everybody changes their name.

[SyncereOne]

do not ever let stress admin again. we asked for avi's, and he broke the damn board. TMHDNKWHID.

[ikia]

damn...had to use a 2nd name

[ikia]

I hate when DZ goes down and when it comes back on it takes me 3 weeks to figure out who's who when everybody changes their name.i agree...i wish folks used their same names. shit i never got use to half the people from the last crash dz went thru.

[king]

I deleted/overwrote a file that didn't need to be deleted/overwrote lol

honest mistake lol.

niggas...smh

[T-MADDY]

Last time I came to this site a message came up. I cant remember it word for word but it basically said:

"I'm in the process of updating to make the board better
Its not gonna take long *smiley face* I got this!!
I dont come to yall jobs and kick the dicks out your mouth
yall be easy.."

--stress

two days later the shit crashed but I heard apologies were given.

[Elevate Get High]

aw yeah,

man I got a day job, it's fucking up my funemployment

[The Dre Era]

i agree...i wish folks used their same names. shit i never got use to half the people from the last crash dz went thru.
your neighbors know my name

[geo1976]

Why was I not notified?

[The Dre Era]

man the Ipad is starting to call my name
thought nothing of it until i played with one at bestbuy last-night
now im tempted

[Mojo]

This dude never ceases to make me laugh. He said we could split a 40 5 ways and still get tipsy.

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhv5B3WnTp7hsI9DcW

[geo1976]

This dude never ceases to make me laugh. He said we could split a 40 5 ways and still get tipsy.

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhv5B3WnTp7hsI9DcW

HAHAHAHAHA!! His voice and mannerisms...its like he should be braiding hair at a beauty salon or something.lol

[Mojo]

HAHAHAHAHA!! His voice and mannerisms...its like he should be braiding hair at a beauty salon or something.lol

This is my favorite. I die laughing every time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WFP9J8ng90

[Mercury]

Bizzy Bone's background story is actually sad as hell. I always wondered why he acted so crazy and then I read about his childhood and was like "well damn".

His stepfather basically kidnapped him and his siblings, by telling them that their parents were dead. So they basically believed for 2-3 years that their parents were dead, and the whole time the stepfather was molesting them. Then when he got returned to his moms she couldn't take care of him so he was sent to the orphanage.

With that being said, that interview is FFFFFFUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY! "Nomad? thats the right word, b/c I'm NOT mad!"

[Tully Blanchard]

LOL, Bizzy is on some other ish. He's still my favorite member of that group though.

[Mojo]

LOL, Bizzy is on some other ish. He's still my favorite member of that group though.

Mine too...

[Mojo]

Cuz they going through they own thang. They doing what they gotta do and they been through the thangs. You know what I mean. And then if you know what I'm call bout, you know what I mean, ehehhhh you know, and uhh, right? and that's what's going down.

That whole exchange right there literally has me in tears every time.

[Dumpster Juice]

very sad day in my life

zshareblog and zshareonline have been shut down

hold your jergens in the air......moment of silence please

[Tully Blanchard]

very sad day in my life

zshareblog and zshareonline have been shut down

hold your jergens in the air......moment of silence please

Man... fuck those sites! They got on some Hollywood with that whole "survey every 48 hours" stipulation. Did the surveys and still couldn't see any tittaays.

[Mojo]

I don't understand these barbers in my barbershop. Can we agree that Saturday mornings are primetime? Why then, don't most of these simple dudes get in there til after 10? I had to go to somebody else that pushed my hairline back.

[Tully Blanchard]

Damn. Son hit Mojo off with a Stevie edge up...

http://ascap.net/playback/2004/fall/images/StevieWonder.jpg

I learned the hard way a long time ago. If my barber is on that CPT, I'll wait until he gets there. Too much risk in letting another cat jack up the haircut.

[geo1976]

I call my barber before I even leave the house just to see if he's there. Saves me a trip.

[The Dre Era]

i always get my hair cut during the week

[SyncereOne]

Man...I go to one of the best barbers in Richmond, but I hate it. Somedays I'll go in there and it will be 8 people in front of me, on a thursday, during the day. Somedays I can get right in the chair...it's hit or miss. I go every 2 weeks, so I make sure I got stuff to do downtown or in the east end when I go to him. If he got more than 3 people, i'll run errands and he'll hold my spot.

[The Dre Era]

it aint that serious to me
if the barber is decent thats cool with me
only getting a bald fade
not that difficult

[Mojo]

it aint that serious to me
if the barber is decent thats cool with me
only getting a bald fade
not that difficult

All I get is an even!!! How hard is that???

[The Dre Era]

All I get is an even!!! How hard is that???
lol damn.........

[The Dre Era]

"Baby let me be your president yo Obama you can my first lady my Obama momma low drumma B vacation in the summer"

Im in a Daze from listening to that shit

[SyncereOne]

Man... fuck those sites! They got on some Hollywood with that whole "survey every 48 hours" stipulation. Did the surveys and still couldn't see any tittaays.

right click and view the HTML code....you can get to all of the links.

[Elevate Get High]

damn, got a DUI friday, it was a sobriety check stop, passed all the tests, blew .09, I swear every cop I talked to that night lied to me

I know cops deal with liars and theifs on the daily so they get a little jaded with people and think everyone is lying, but it would set a better example if they were just up front with ya

[The Dre Era]

damn, got a DUI friday, it was a sobriety check stop, passed all the tests, blew .09, I swear every cop I talked to that night lied to me

I know cops deal with liars and theifs on the daily so they get a little jaded with people and think everyone is lying, but it would set a better example if they were just up front with ya
damn
where was you at?

[The Dre Era]

every time i go to the mall this is all i see in MD
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dLf3PPEhrS0/S0RWYu67r3I/AAAAAAAAAVQ/e5ge-2m27OU/s400/121274_940.jpg

[Dumpster Juice]

every time i go to the mall this is all i see in MD
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dLf3PPEhrS0/S0RWYu67r3I/AAAAAAAAAVQ/e5ge-2m27OU/s400/121274_940.jpg

blame hip hop....thats where this shit started...kanye and them

[ikia]

Man...I go to one of the best barbers in Richmond, but I hate it. Somedays I'll go in there and it will be 8 people in front of me, on a thursday, during the day. Somedays I can get right in the chair...it's hit or miss. I go every 2 weeks, so I make sure I got stuff to do downtown or in the east end when I go to him. If he got more than 3 people, i'll run errands and he'll hold my spot.

@mojo and @dre too

yall just need to learn how to cut your own hair. yea i know everyone (chicks too) just wanna go sit in the chair and not have to do the work themselves.

but i hate waiting...id rather do that shit myself. iono, my dad has always cut his hair. he was in the army and never went to the barber shop.

[Mojo]

Kia, that would be an option, but I'm terrified of going anywhere near my corners with some clippers. I can shape up the neck, sideburns, and face, but anything else ehhh eh.

[ikia]

lol...practice! you caaaaaan do it. haha

[The Dre Era]

@mojo and @dre too

yall just need to learn how to cut your own hair. yea i know everyone (chicks too) just wanna go sit in the chair and not have to do the work themselves.

but i hate waiting...id rather do that shit myself. iono, my dad has always cut his hair. he was in the army and never went to the barber shop.
i wish i did know how to cut hair
would save much money
i do edge my hairline up to give me a few extra days

my mother can sit there and braid her hair all day
dunno how she does it.

[T-MADDY]

mo u need to get a straight edge razor. u can sit that bitch on like a millimeter off your hair edges and line it up with the razor touching before u put the pressure on it for it to cut. that way u see whats gonna come off.

I cut my own hair too, the back hair line is raggedy as fuck but everything else is crispy.:cool::D.


I make it hard for these chicks to breathe.

[ikia]

teach yourselves. watch what your barbers are doing and get some clippers. practice. fuck ya shit up a couple times (hell it grows back ere'week. lol) and ur good for when they got a line of 8 and u got better things to do/places to be.

[ikia]

random---> have any chicks joined dz yet? no homo.

[The Dre Era]

teach yourselves. watch what your barbers are doing and get some clippers. practice. fuck ya shit up a couple times (hell it grows back ere'week. lol) and ur good for when they got a line of 8 and u got better things to do/places to be.

I'm single and have no time for fuck ups lol

[The Dre Era]

random---> have any chicks joined dz yet? no homo.

Definitely need to recruit some

[ikia]

I'm single and have no time for fuck ups lol
lolllll...i feel ya

[king]

I cut my hair myself lol I normally cut it low so if I mess up it don't matter since its normally a step above bald...Saves time and money. If I got a real nice dinner or something Ill grow it out a bit and go to the barber but for now this will sufice

[H. Jackson]

Why do people speed up to get to a red light???
Does ANYBODy know what YIELD means anymore?
What is really included in the $300 processing fee when U buy a new car? I have to pay for my own title?...WTF?
Man, cookin out these past couple nights has been wonderful
I hate 'breaking the seal'

[T-MADDY]

Man, cookin out these past couple nights has been wonderful


I love how the summer changes people mood, this past weekend I was up in two random cookouts like "whats going on over here?" and nobody said shit to me like they were just glad for the company. played domino ate food all that. I would have pulled some of they girls but I ain't know who belonged to who, so I just chilled and had alot of fun.

[Mercury]

I'm single and have no time for fuck ups lol
Amen brother!! When you single you gotta be on point at all times.

When I had a girl I won't even getting haircuts. She didn't even like short hair and I ain't have nobody to impress so I was like f' it.

Now I go to the barbershop bi-weekly...time permitting I'll go weekly

[T-MADDY]

ayo, yall not single yall ugly.

[Mercury]

negative....

[The Dre Era]

Amen brother!! When you single you gotta be on point at all times.

When I had a girl I won't even getting haircuts. She didn't even like short hair and I ain't have nobody to impress so I was like f' it.

Now I go to the barbershop bi-weekly...time permitting I'll go weekly
thats exactly how i was but my girl honestly didn't care if i kept my hair lined up or not. now im throwing $20 at the barbershop weekly.

[Nah]

The Dogs - "You Mama's On Crack Rock" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ

WTF?!?
:confused:
no comment.
:(

[Mojo]

Amen brother!! When you single you gotta be on point at all times.

When I had a girl I won't even getting haircuts. She didn't even like short hair and I ain't have nobody to impress so I was like f' it.

Now I go to the barbershop bi-weekly...time permitting I'll go weekly

My wife acts like she doesn't care, but I can tell she does whether she knows it or not. It might be in my mind, but I think she tends to be a little more "aggressive" when I have a fresh cut. And a few weeks ago when I messed up and shaved all my facial hair off I could clearly tell that she wasn't feeling it.

[SyncereOne]

Exactly my reason I don't do it myself...I shave, and touch it up, but I don't do the full edge up myself. I scarred myself for life in college...I fucked up my mustache ssaving one day, and had to walk around VCU looking hitler for a week....

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/04/01/Hitler_080401095910432_wideweb__300x375.jpg

[king]

another reason why I do it myself is because my hair grows so fast. Ill pay $20 for a cut Saturday and by Tuesday I look like Tom Hanks in Cast Away

[Mercury]

my ex used to get mad WHEN i got a haircut LOL. She want a dude that got that ole Bohemian 2001 era Aaron mcgruder afro LOL

[Dumpster Juice]

another reason why I do it myself is because my hair grows so fast. Ill pay $20 for a cut Saturday and by Tuesday I look like Tom Hanks in Cast Away

lmao......

[Nah]

another reason why I do it myself is because my hair grows so fast. Ill pay $20 for a cut Saturday and by Tuesday I look like Tom Hanks in Cast Away

Ditto. I usually end up paying $30 in a week (if I don't end up shaving my facial hair during the week). $20 for the works. $10 mid-week for the face. Yeesh! A aggin 'bout to try out those depilatory creams.

[goliath]

lol. that's why I love being bald. just shave it off every day or two.

and if you're getting lined up for the ladies, you're doing it wrong. You should want to look crisp for youself, not for them.

[Dumpster Juice]

lol. that's why I love being bald. just shave it off every day or two.

and if you're getting lined up for the ladies, you're doing it wrong. You should want to look crisp for youself, not for them.

The Goliath Way

10 things you should never do for bitches

[Mercury]

i don't buy that. B/c if I did something for me I'd look like moses LOL. I'm lazy as hell.

I would never "dress up" to impress a girl but what girl (aside from my ex) wouldn't be attracted to a nice cut?

If me and my twin went to the same girl, my hair cut fresh and his hair got bird nests in it, I win.

[goliath]

The Goliath Way

10 things you should never do for bitches

only 10? there isn't a sheet of paper long enough to list the things most men do, but shouldn't, for bitches....

i don't buy that. B/c if I did something for me I'd look like moses LOL. I'm lazy as hell.

I would never "dress up" to impress a girl but what girl (aside from my ex) wouldn't be attracted to a nice cut?

If me and my twin went to the same girl, my hair cut fresh and his hair got bird nests in it, I win.

lol. again, it's all up to you man. some days I feel like lounging around looking dusty and unshaven, but I also like those days where I feel fresh and clean. Whether or not I'm seeing anyone that day is irrelevant to me.

[T-MADDY]

If me and my twin went to the same girl, my hair cut fresh and his hair got bird nests in it, I win.

u prolly just add .5 to your overall looks.

we need the female input on how big a difference the hair makes....of course you look better than being raggedy but dudes is turning into denzel once they line straight.

[Mercury]

of course it ain't the end all be all. it ain't like a girl gonna say "your waves spinning, here's the snatch!"

Maybe I live in bizarro world. I always thought girls liked fresh cuts. Thats what they always told me.

[Dumpster Juice]

of course it ain't the end all be all. it ain't like a girl gonna say "your waves spinning, here's the snatch!"

Maybe I live in bizarro world. I always thought girls liked fresh cuts. Thats what they always told me.

stay fresh..dont listen to these motherfuckers

grow a beard....shape that shit up like this...

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/26171981/Flo+Rida.jpg

[Mercury]

I'm getting the baldie if my hairline get pushed back like that

I won't hair hairline problems though...I have gray problems. I'm graying ALREADY

[Dumpster Juice]

in eminems "till i collapse", what are the names he calls off in the 2nd verse after "andre from outkast, jada (?), kurupt" and who?

[king]

in eminems "till i collapse", what are the names he calls off in the 2nd verse after "andre from outkast, jada (?), kurupt" and who?

Jade, Karupt, Nas and then Me

[Dumpster Juice]

and the first name reggie...im guessing thats redman?

[king]

and the first name reggie...im guessing thats redman?

Yep, my man Reggie Noble

[Dumpster Juice]

Yep, my man Reggie Noble

damn he mentioned andre 3000? i could never ever ever get into this dude...like I see nothing special about his rhymes at all

someone prove me wrong and post some tight lines/lyrics because im not sold...maybe its the country accent but I wouldnt go see Outkast even if it was for free with backstage passes and complimentary ace of spades bottles...I still have a unused ticket stub from a outkast show that i was supposed to in like 2000..I was like eh, fuck this shit

[Mercury]

wow! you didn't like southernplayalistic or ATLiens? Them cats ran a flow CLINIC on southernplayalistic.

[Nah]

WHAT?!?!?!??!?!? Whoa buddy, slow down there Dub.

[SyncereOne]

damn he mentioned andre 3000? i could never ever ever get into this dude...like I see nothing special about his rhymes at all

someone prove me wrong and post some tight lines/lyrics because im not sold...maybe its the country accent but I wouldnt go see Outkast even if it was for free with backstage passes and complimentary ace of spades bottles...I still have a unused ticket stub from a outkast show that i was supposed to in like 2000..I was like eh, fuck this shit

http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt268/AbyssicHate1985/you-should-kill-yourself-animated.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFkQ/SaIk1LTuwOI/AAAAAAAAHuM/2zk8XVCnmys/s400/kill+yourself+time.jpg

http://w174.funnysign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Save-the-planet-kill-yourself.jpg

[Mojo]

wow! you didn't like southernplayalistic or ATLiens? Them cats ran a flow CLINIC on southernplayalistic.

That's what I was thinking. Also add Aquemini to that.

[Mojo]

You and your nigga ish shaky
And at the time your heart fell down and broke like Achy Breaky
Lump in your throat, feel like a trachea, oh dummy
The pain that's in your chest done made it's way
down to your tummy, you wide open, you start smokin wit ya girl
She nigga bashin sayin you don't need em in your world
Niggaz all dogs? If niggaz all dogs, then what you call broads?
Felines in heat, meowin for some yarn balls
Now you and her done got to drankin
Oh now it's really crunk, cause y'all silly drink
and your girl done got to thinkin
She talkin bout, "Girl you look so beautiful"
You say thank you bein nice you try to change the subject
Want some beans and rice? But she's back at you like a pit
mixed with a chihuahua how much meaner can you get?
Don't let her have her way with you she's gonna have a fit
You're the candy apple of her eye and bout to get bit
here's what you do -- you
grab her by her neck, throw her on the wall
Say, "Bi!@h don't ever disrespect me never not at all"
These simple words can put a pause to half of the applause
Them black ball laws of balance at all cost

[Nah]

Yeah
Oh yes I love her like Egyptian, want a description, my royal highness
So many plusses when I bust that there can’t be no minus
Went from yellin crickets and crows, bitches and hoes to queen thangs
Over the years I been up on my toes and yes I seen thangs
like Kilroy, chill boi because them folks might think you soft
talkin like that, man fuck them niggaz I’m goin off
and comin right back, like boomerangs when you throw em
With these old ghetto poems, Bankhead is better for em
When they can let they throw em, down from hitchikin and bitin niggaz
until the temple they call the body, now everybody got it
Had it, talked about it amongst they friends
Comin around my crew lookin Jazzy, wanna pretend
like you Ms. Goodie, Four-Shoes, even Bo knew, that you got caught
like accupuncture patients while our nation is a boat
Straight sinkin, I hate thinkin that these the future mommas
of our chillun, they fuckin a different nigga every time
they get the feelin to, I’m willin to go the extra kilo-meter
just to see my senorita get her pillow
on the side of my bed where no good ever stay
House and doctor was the games we used to play
but now it’s real Jazzy Belle...

[Nah]

Twice upon a time there was a boy who died twice
and lived happily ever after but that's another chapter
live from home of the brave with dirty dollars
& beauty parlors & baby bottles & bowling ball Impalas
& street scholars that's majoring in culinary arts
You know how to work bread cheese & dough
from scratch but see the catch is you can get caught
Know what ya sellin' what ya bought so cut that big talk
Let's walk to the bridge now meet me halfway
now you may see some children dead off in the pathway
it's them poor babies walkin' slowly to the candy lady
It's lookin' bad need some hope
like the words maybe, if, or probably more than a hobby
when my turntables get wobbly they don't fall
I'm sorry y'all I often drift I'm talkin' gift
so when it comes you never look the horse inside it's grill
of course you know I feel like the bearer of bad news
Don't want to be it but it's needed so what have you
Now question is every nigga with dreads for the cause?
Is every nigga with golds for the fall? Naw
So don't get caught in appearance
it's Outkast Aquemini another Black experience Okay

[SyncereOne]

The common denominator, the nigga numerator
Never know who the hater, niggaz cater to your ego
I'm sorry like Atari whose the cousin to Coleco.. Vision
caught a Rico, back on the street like Chico.. DeBarge
he large and got a 'Llac in the garage
Few parts here and there, I declare hard, my lawd
One at Clark, one at Spelman
Both know each other and it's cool, you can tell when
he step off in the party women jump for joy
But all the wild niggaz scheamin they gon' jump the boy
for spittin all that bourgeoise, my watch, my car
I'm a star -- I'd rather be a comet by far -- rrrahhh

[SyncereOne]

So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see
Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be
And I apologize if this message gets you down
Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see see round town and
I hate to see y'all frown but I'd rather see her smiling
Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island
Peninsula maybe, makes no sense I know, crazy
Give up all this pussy cat thats in my lap no lookin back
Spaceships dont come equipped with rearview mirrors
They dip as quick as they can
The atmosphere is now ripped
Im so like a Pip, Im glad its night
So the light from the sun would not burn me on my bum
When I shoot the moon high, jump the broom
Like a premie out the womb
My partner yellin "Too soon! Dont do it! Reconsider!
Read some litera - ture on the subject
You sure? Fuck it
You know we got your back like chiroprac - tic
If that bitch do you dirty
we'll wipe her ass out as in detergent
Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar
I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya
Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart
Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart
Play your part
Play your part"

[Nah]

We work nights, we some vampires
Niggas gather round the beat like a campfire
Singin' folk songs, but not no Kumbaya my Lord
You download it for free, we get charged back for it
I know you're saying, they won't know they won't miss it
Besides, I ain't a thief, they won't pay me a visit
So if I come to your job, take your corn on the cob
And take a couple kernels off it that would be alright with you
Hell no! Yeah, exactamundo
But we just keep recording and it ain't to get no condo
And Candy Bentley fanny with no panties in Miami
And that cute lil' chick named Tammy that you took to the Grammys
See we do it for that boi that graduated
That looked you in your eyes real tough and said 'preciate it
And that he wouldn'ta made it if it wasn't for your CD number 9
And he's standing with his baby momma Kiki and she cryin' talkinbout
That they used to get high to me in high school
And they used to make love to me in college
Then they told me 'bout they first date, listenin' to my tunes
And how she, like to finger nail polish
I say hate to cut you off but I gotta go
I wish you could tell me mo' but I'm off to the studio, gotta write tonight
Hey, can you put us in your raps? I don't see why not
Devin it's the Dude you gon' probably hear him talking 'bout...

(hook)
Rollin' up another swisha listenin' to the beat again
Drankin' but we concentratin' smoke another sweet again
Steadily rewindin' trying to make some hot shit
Oh what a job this is

Another all nighter tryin' to get it done
Barely make it home with the morning sun
Baby mother thinking that you on some other shit
Oh what a job this is

[Nah]

I was a young lad of 17
My life had yet to show its ugly face
Only a pretty façade, hey god it's me
Remember 3 - thousand,
The one who used to pray to be a rapper
My child's in the third grade
His favorite rapper wasnt rapping till he heard me
I wasnt rapping till I heard something called Erik B.
And Rakim's Paid in Full
Rappers really getting paid in full,
So full that the kid's dont go to school in hopes of becoming one of us
The only requirement is your bus
Now college is looking slim
Product is hooking them
Before their brains fully develop they get enveloped by the the vision tele
The television tells them their vision
Now it's hard for them to make decisions with out feeling
Uncooled, unschooled, thumb rule
Rule of thumb, can't be dumb
I wish I would've studied abroad
Well I studied a broad and she studied me back
And my course was hard
That was that, this is this, listen up
Cause all them sayings is
If 30's the new 20
30's the new 20 for them wheels as well
They looking for the mic or some pills to sell
While the girls are steady graduating
Nigga's standing on the corner hating, debating
Well should I get the new J's or the Kobe's
And they rollin so they wide awake for four days
Ha, I'm a G-entleman, let's get re-aquainted
I am Andre Benjamin

[Dumpster Juice]

eh whatever...not interested in outkast

brazilian porn blows me...those tan lines the broads have are a turn off

[Elevate Get High]

what? tan lines are sexy

[Mojo]

brazilian porn blows me...those tan lines the broads have are a turn off

What??? When I used to porn Brazilian chicks were my weakness.

[Tully Blanchard]

eh whatever...not interested in outkast

brazilian porn blows me...those tan lines the broads have are a turn off

Krazy J would exercise his pimphand on you for such blasphemy.

http://www.gifdump.co.cc/images/betta.gif

[AliAllWorld]

Man where is Krazy J, he was the realest dude on the board! Where is Dub!!!!!!

Man WTF is this "Gossip Thread" that was started???? GAY! GAY! GAY!

Where is Q with the graphics?

Where are the bootleg albums, movies, porn:eek:

Where my Philly EAGLES at? Them Redskin Fans! And them sorry Dallas fans!!!

DZ need to get back on point!!!



Sorry I had to rant a bit! Carry on with your lives!!!

[The Dre Era]

Man where is Krazy J, he was the realest dude on the board! Where is Dub!!!!!!

Man WTF is this "Gossip Thread" that was started???? GAY! GAY! GAY!


its entertainment news
how is that gay?
go read the rick james stories i posted from his book. hilarious

[Mojo]

Where my Philly EAGLES at?

Right here, Brotha!

[AliAllWorld]

its entertainment news
how is that gay?
go read the rick james stories i posted from his book. hilarious

OK well go back revise and name the thread "Entertainment News" that other title got me feeling like I'm reading Cosmopolitan or something and you Miss Manners and shit :)

[The Dre Era]

OK well go back revise and name the thread "Entertainment News" that other title got me feeling like I'm reading Cosmopolitan or something and you Miss Manners and shit :)
will change it to entertainment news and rumors

[Tully Blanchard]

Where my Philly EAGLES at?

WE IN HERE!! [/DMX and Swizz Beatz]

[Smoka]

http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/ge180_tcm9-167322.jpg

Landing in a city near you!!!!!! Fly Boys...Fly
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6435/cowboyj.jpg (http://img339.imageshack.us/i/cowboyj.jpg/)

[AliAllWorld]

http://media.pennlive.com/patriot-news/photo/-michael-vick-pepares-to-throw--9bdeaa04536d68f8_large.jpg

MIKE VICK WILL WIN THAT QB SPOT!

ROMO WITH NO FLOZELL =

http://readandreact.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tony-romo-crying.jpg

[Tully Blanchard]

http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/ge180_tcm9-167322.jpg

Landing in a city near you!!!!!! Fly Boys...Fly
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/6435/cowboyj.jpg (http://img339.imageshack.us/i/cowboyj.jpg/)

This nigga...

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/181116/richardpryorheadshake-o.gif

[Tully Blanchard]

LMAO @ the newest DZ member's name... Cherry Almond Jergens!

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

LMAO @ the newest DZ member's name... Cherry Almond Jergens!

it's my favorite...since high school lol

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

Man where is Krazy J, he was the realest dude on the board! Where is Dub!!!!!!

Man WTF is this "Gossip Thread" that was started???? GAY! GAY! GAY!

Where is Q with the graphics?

Where are the bootleg albums, movies, porn:eek:

Where my Philly EAGLES at? Them Redskin Fans! And them sorry Dallas fans!!!

DZ need to get back on point!!!



Sorry I had to rant a bit! Carry on with your lives!!!

as many times this shit got hacked, I'm not trying to spend countless hours posting flicks in PMB only to have it all get lost again

From now on, I'll only post joints that I think deserve a bottle of jergens....jergens has gone up in price and I'm running out of old tshirts....so gotta make the shit worth while

[AliAllWorld]

as many times this shit got hacked, I'm not trying to spend countless hours posting flicks in PMB only to have it all get lost again

From now on, I'll only post joints that I think deserve a bottle of jergens....jergens has gone up in price and I'm running out of old tshirts....so gotta make the shit worth while

Dub!! I feel you (no homo). Man we also need to bring up a special emergency meeting of "man council", because we need to find out exactly what happened to the last board. The last version of DZ was all paid for and working correctly. a new administrator was given some power (I'm not saying who) and the board goes down.

Do you know how many Catalina Taylor videos were lost :mad:

Somebody has to pay...............heads need to roll. I really think the perpetrator needs to cut a "DZ im Sorry" track or something :)

Never the less......we are back!

[Mojo]

Wait, if Dub is Jergen's, who is Dumpster Juice?

[T-MADDY]

Wait, if Dub is Jergen's, who is Dumpster Juice?

dun! dun! duuuun!

lmao.

[Mojo]

Is it Rotten?

[Tully Blanchard]

DZ need to get back on point!!!


Man, niggas lose their smile when DZ goes down. When we got hacked, we lost all of the female posters. This last time we lost a helluva Random Gif Thread and the PMB collection that would've made "D" proud. Cats probably figure that it's only a matter of time before something else happens. So they're probably like fuck it and never sign back up.

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

i hate when a broad is nice as hell, has a great personality and has shit going for herself....BUT is ugly as hell

fml

[Nah]

What type of ugly?

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

What type of ugly?

dark and nigerian...ashy...looks like she got a cast on her arm

[geo1976]

What type of ugly?

I'd like to know what type of ugly as well. Whoopi Goldberg ugly(I don't care how much money she has, I'm not fucking her)? Maybe Oprah ugly(eh, she got money and she's nice...I'll stick around)?

[Nah]

dark and nigerian

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2751/4523742195_cc0289cc81_o.gif

Ashy? Ok. Understood...

...but Dub you made no reference to how she actually looks.

[Mercury]

yeah thats messed up that you equated nigerian with ugliness lol.

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

yeah thats messed up that you equated nigerian with ugliness lol.

look man...shes nigerian...and shes ugly

thats all

[Tully Blanchard]

look man...shes nigerian...and shes ugly

thats all

LMAO... the hostility. She must've looked like the Kraken.

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

LMAO... the hostility. She must've looked like the Kraken.

the point i was trying to make is that i can never find no beyonce, christina milian lookin chick that humble, caring, good personality, good family etc....

its always wack broads that have these attributes...i can never get the complete package

[geo1976]

the point i was trying to make is that i can never find no beyonce, christina milian lookin chick that humble, caring, good personality, good family etc....

its always wack broads that have these attributes...i can never get the complete package


If she's that ugly, why did you even stick around long enough to find out she has good attributes? I would've been like...


http://i29.tinypic.com/oh8c5l.gif

[Mojo]

The season finale of Spartacus on Starz was bananas!

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

If she's that ugly, why did you even stick around long enough to find out she has good attributes? I would've been like...


http://i29.tinypic.com/oh8c5l.gif

she works with me and when im working on her computer etc....we talk

[Mercury]

somebody put me on with a girl recently. She's on a GREAT career path, smart, funny, etc. And she's not ugly at all. But for some reason I'm uninterested. I don't know why.

[Elevate Get High]

i need to get out of LA, there's something about this town that fucks up chicks heads, too much materialism

[The Dre Era]

somebody put me on with a girl recently. She's on a GREAT career path, smart, funny, etc. And she's not ugly at all. But for some reason I'm uninterested. I don't know why.
WTF?
Great career path = 2 thumbs up

[Mercury]

I know. I think I have mental problems or something.

[Dro]

The season finale of Spartacus on Starz was bananas!

I've got it on the DVR but havent watched it yet. The preview looked crazy. In the last few episodes things got very interesting.

[Mojo]

I've got it on the DVR but havent watched it yet. The preview looked crazy. In the last few episodes things got very interesting.

The whole season's been interesting, but that last episode is wild. I can't wait til next season. They had to stop production because the dude that plays Spartacus got really sick.

[goliath]

Anyone else have an issue with that rihanna song "rude boy"? I mean, bitch, last time you had one we all saw what happened. Dude got thrown under the bus and she used the publicity to sell her album.

That shit is just foul. Chicks need to stop taunting dudes because some day they're gonna get exactly what they ask for...

[H. Jackson]

Anyone else have an issue with that rihanna song "rude boy"? I mean, bitch, last time you had one we all saw what happened. Dude got thrown under the bus and she used the publicity to sell her album.

That shit is just foul. Chicks need to stop taunting dudes because some day they're gonna get exactly what they ask for...

Amen...I am so sick of this song AND her

[Tully Blanchard]

Anyone else have an issue with that rihanna song "rude boy"? I mean, bitch, last time you had one we all saw what happened. Dude got thrown under the bus and she used the publicity to sell her album.

That shit is just foul. Chicks need to stop taunting dudes because some day they're gonna get exactly what they ask for...

I had this exact thought when they played her song this morning. She needs to try and scoop a Carlton Banks/Poindexter type dude this go round. And the song needs to go away immediately.

[Mojo]

Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.

[Tully Blanchard]

Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.

LOL, the hell?!

[king]

Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.

But any week after that is totally fine

[Dro]

The whole season's been interesting, but that last episode is wild. I can't wait til next season. They had to stop production because the dude that plays Spartacus got really sick.

Yeah it was crazy. I was reading about the actor who plays Spartacus, had no idea about him getting sick. Looks like season two will be a prequel.

Ive also been watching The Pacific over on HBO.

[Mojo]

Yeah it was crazy. I was reading about the actor who plays Spartacus, had no idea about him getting sick. Looks like season two will be a prequel.

Ive also been watching The Pacific over on HBO.

Nah, it couldn't possibly be a prequel. They gave enough background info on the first episode.

I tried to watch Pacific on the first episode. It put me to sleep, so I didn't bother with it anymore.

[Tully Blanchard]

I started watching Spartacus back in February. That show is ill. The king's wife is such a slut-piece, lol.

[Tully Blanchard]

Channel surfing I came across Alicia Keys on American Idol in some tight jeans... good lawd!

[The Dre Era]

http://i42.tinypic.com/ftfz43.png

[The Dre Era]

OHH, Poor Thing: Girl From Delaware State University Falls Off Stage During Stroll Competition!
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[Nah]

Anybody peep Audra's freestyle on Worldstar?
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhrdFNzNXt1pFFQ5iu

Thas'allriigh [/Uncle Junebug]

I wonder if she still comes to the site.

[Mojo]

Wow I didn't know she was still at it. I'm not diggin the Nicki Minaj swag on it, but she did have flow on it.

[The Dre Era]

http://www.myspace.com/audramusic804

uh huh uh huh
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/86/l_35a8fb30dd074154958c1b16ac1ff98a.jpg

[AliAllWorld]

Man I have had a few days like this :) funny video a friend sent me.


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[Mojo]

LOL! That dude was DONE!

[ikia]

LOLLLLL @ when he went to stand up.

[Victrix]

Lol...the flip flop put up a good fight!!!

[king]

LOL @ dude that kicked it awuy

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

this is the reason I like streaming Porn sites....

I decided to check out real rap talk for some new PMB flicks. I found this one bad ass broad and decided to download the 232MB file. After 25 minutes of anticipation, the shit finally downloaded. I was so excited. ...a great way to end the night and go to bed

closed the shades and turned off the lights....launched the video from my desktop...

shes stripping, dancing, touching herself....I get more and more excited.....this shits going to be good

Some dude knocked on her bedroom door..she told him to come in and it was Brian Pumper.

....I lost all motivation and clicked the red X in the top corner. I hate that fucker

What a waste

[Tully Blanchard]

this is the reason I like streaming Porn sites....

I decided to check out real rap talk for some new PMB flicks. I found this one bad ass broad and decided to download the 232MB file. After 25 minutes of anticipation, the shit finally downloaded. I was so excited. ...a great way to end the night and go to bed

closed the shades and turned off the lights....launched the video from my desktop...

shes stripping, dancing, touching herself....I get more and more excited.....this shits going to be good

Some dude knocked on her bedroom door..she told him to come in and it was Brian Pumper.

....I lost all motivation and clicked the red X in the top corner. I hate that fucker

What a waste

http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/26e001a2a926eec1e490ba24c2180a51/279%20-%20animated_gif%20blue_screen%20commander_riker%20 humor%20johnathan_frakes%20number_one%20riker_will iam%20star_trek%20the_next_generation.gif

[Smoka]

lmao @ Tully!!!!!! Dub got Brian pumpers greatest hit cd in heavy rotation in the whip

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/26e001a2a926eec1e490ba24c2180a51/279%20-%20animated_gif%20blue_screen%20commander_riker%20 humor%20johnathan_frakes%20number_one%20riker_will iam%20star_trek%20the_next_generation.gif

exactly.............

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

what is the name of the pitbull song they play now that goes "shot shot shot shot shot"

[goliath]

what is the name of the pitbull song they play now that goes "shot shot shot shot shot"

What's that song where biz markie is sayin "You, you got what I neeeeeed!!!!!"

Or that song by haddaway...where he's sayin "What is love?"

*smh*

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

What's that song where biz markie is sayin "You, you got what I neeeeeed!!!!!"

*smh*

i already googled "shot shot" etc....

[geo1976]

this is the reason I like streaming Porn sites....

I decided to check out real rap talk for some new PMB flicks. I found this one bad ass broad and decided to download the 232MB file. After 25 minutes of anticipation, the shit finally downloaded. I was so excited. ...a great way to end the night and go to bed

closed the shades and turned off the lights....launched the video from my desktop...

shes stripping, dancing, touching herself....I get more and more excited.....this shits going to be good

Some dude knocked on her bedroom door..she told him to come in and it was Brian Pumper.

....I lost all motivation and clicked the red X in the top corner. I hate that fucker

What a waste

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/fb-ati-os.jpg?w=500&h=375

[goliath]

i already googled "shot shot" etc....

http://tinyurl.com/39dqg8l

[Smoka]

http://tinyurl.com/39dqg8lhow do you do this...lol

[Mr.T]

yeah thats messed up that you equated nigerian with ugliness lol.

yeah man.....

[Mr.T]

The season finale of Spartacus on Starz was bananas!

I saw some previews and I'm fucking pissed I didn't get up on this series earlier....:mad: Now I can't watch it at all....Like the Sopranos...I had to buy the Box Set before I even watched the last season on TV....I can't just jump in for some reason....

[Mojo]

Just watch it online. If you have Netflix it streams on there for free.

[goliath]

how do you do this...lol

instructions here: http://tinyurl.com/5kk4ou

[The Dre Era]

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[king]

how do you do this...lol

Let me google that for you

[T-MADDY]

I saw some previews and I'm fucking pissed I didn't get up on this series earlier....:mad: Now I can't watch it at all....Like the Sopranos...I had to buy the Box Set before I even watched the last season on TV....I can't just jump in for some reason....

like a brother from another mother, but I ain't buying no boxset is you crazy? they go for like a buck fifty easy. Get up to the cashier like bwahahahahahahaha, no! YOU put it back.

[Smoka]

like a brother from another mother, but I ain't buying no boxset is you crazy? they go for like a buck fifty easy. Get up to the cashier like bwahahahahahahaha, no! YOU put it back.Mr.T gets a senior citizen discount,so it would be 99.99 for him...lol

[The Dre Era]

Nets so desperate they draft Common as starting point guard
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[Mojo]

smh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4k8gdELQDk

[Mercury]

smh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4k8gdELQDk

WOW!! So nobody heard about that contest and said "hey, this is doing NOTHING for our image?"

Keep in mind, I eat chicken like its the only food on earth and I've knocked down quite a few 40s in my time, but I would never make a public event of it LOL

[king]

WOW!! So nobody heard about that contest and said "hey, this is doing NOTHING for our image?"

Keep in mind, I eat chicken like its the only food on earth and I've knocked down quite a few 40s in my time, but I would never make a public event of it LOL

Man if somebody gave you $200 you would be the first one on stage

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

lmao @ royce the 5'9

"there will be a funeral for the airplanes instrumental in exactly 3 days...let the countdown begin....my apologies to BOB in advance"

lmao lmao

i love it!!

[Mojo]

lmao @ royce the 5'9

"there will be a funeral for the airplanes instrumental in exactly 3 days...let the countdown begin....my apologies to BOB in advance"

lmao lmao

i love it!!

snippet http://usershare.net/wer15mxopuyp

[ikia]

smh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4k8gdELQDk

terrible!!! wtf? lol.

[Mercury]

Man if somebody gave you $200 you would be the first one on stage


LOL naw not me. I'm stubborn and hell. My stubborness probably cost me more money than it earned me

[Broadway Joe]

niggas just keep fueling the flames....

[The Dre Era]

So this how they do it in Ft Wayne?
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[ikia]

bored @ work.... :cool:

[The Dre Era]

bored @ work.... :cool:
almost lunch time aint it

[Smoka]

This is the decal I saw on a dude car yesterday...lmao!!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Drooling-Pedobear-Stickers-5x-Pedo-Bear-Jailbait-Decals-/170475847437?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item27b126ff0d

[goliath]

This is the decal I saw on a dude car yesterday...lmao!!!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Drooling-Pedobear-Stickers-5x-Pedo-Bear-Jailbait-Decals-/170475847437?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&hash=item27b126ff0d

lmfao! wow...

[Tully Blanchard]

bored @ work.... :cool:

Must be nice, lol. I'm assembling dry erase boards, projector screens, and lugging the company display stand from car to car. They done turned me into Bob Vila in this mawfukka! It sucks being the only male supervisor in the office.

[Smoka]

Tully Blanchard =G??????????? aye nigga..who you be??? lol

[Tully Blanchard]

Tully Blanchard =G??????????? aye nigga..who you be??? lol

Yessir!!!!

[Smoka]

aint you you???

[Mojo]

aint you you???

LOL Where did that come from again?

[Smoka]

LOL Where did that come from again?
Mike Epps-ft Young Dro and Dorrough...lol

[Tully Blanchard]

aint you you???

LOL, Mike Epps.

I registered under the "G" banner, but I couldn't post in any threads. They had my account on suspension-uh, lol! I hit Anti on the PM and he finally got it straight after a few back-and-forths. But by then, Tully had earned stripes in the PMB threads.

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

LOL, Mike Epps.

I registered under the "G" banner, but I couldn't post in any threads. They had my account on suspension-uh, lol! I hit Anti on the PM and he finally got it straight after a few back-and-forths. But by then, Tully had earned stripes in the PMB threads.

So you retired from the music request thread? I thought you wanted to leave PMB to the rest of the brethren?

[Tully Blanchard]

So you retired from the music request thread? I thought you wanted to leave PMB to the rest of the brethren?

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/390415/rafters-o.gif

I'm on "Sting in the rafters mode" in the Request Thread, lol. I'll drop in from time to time. The house comp is acting up. Once I cop an external drive and get my music folders off I'll be straight. Filling the PMB threads was easy once Syn Dawg gave the tip on getting passed those damned survey blocks.

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/390415/rafters-o.gif

I'm on "Sting in the rafters mode" in the Request Thread, lol. I'll drop in from time to time. The house comp is acting up. Once I cop an external drive and get my music folders off I'll be straight. Filling the PMB threads was easy once Syn Dawg gave the tip on getting passed those damned survey blocks.

so it is still zshareblog.com?

Last time it took me to some BS and i thought it got shut down...so ive been staying on youjizz.com

[Tully Blanchard]

LOL, youjizz. I haven't been there this week, but the last few posts in PMB came straight from zashareblog.com.

[Smoka]

LOL @ Sting on the ropes... G you a fool!!

[T-MADDY]

http://i41.tinypic.com/35lrchv.gif

[Nah]

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/390415/rafters-o.gif


Lmbao329hfabkik@whattheebumbah1138ihfdk!!!!

This made me frickin' day!!!

[The Dre Era]

I guess the Radisson cut their budget
this is a joke of a continental breakfast
then again, this is Akron:rolleyes:

[Broadway Joe]

man if you there right now trying to get breakfast, you already set yourself up for failure. It's 10:30am! Usually they are wrapping up those continental breakfasts up around 10. They stop putting out new food around 9:30-9:45. You just stuck with what's left homie.

[The Dre Era]

man if you there right now trying to get breakfast, you already set yourself up for failure. It's 10:30am! Usually they are wrapping up those continental breakfasts up around 10. They stop putting out new food around 9:30-9:45. You just stuck with what's left homie.
lol damn i guess you right. thought the shit went to 11am

[Smoka]

I guess the Radisson cut their budget
this is a joke of a continental breakfast
then again, this is Akron:rolleyes:Last time I checked continental breakfast consist of cereal,bagels,donuts and fruit.. Fuck you think you was getting??? That aint a buffet nigga...lol

[The Dre Era]

Last time I checked continental breakfast consist of cereal,bagels,donuts and fruit.. Fuck you think you was getting??? That aint a buffet nigga...lol
lol last time I was here it was
they have a restaurant lounge with a breakfast buffet

[Broadway Joe]

last time I stayed at the Double Tree in Atlanta I had all that Smoka mentioned along with eggs, bacon, grits, oatmeal, biscuits and gravy, ect. I grabbed like 3 plates and kept it movin!

[The Dre Era]

last time I stayed at the Double Tree in Atlanta I had all that Smoka mentioned along with eggs, bacon, grits, oatmeal, biscuits and gravy, ect. I grabbed like 3 plates and kept it movin!
lol thats how I am. you can take the shit back to your room
its funny because I be trying not to be ghetto but shieeeet
i want my money's worth

[Smoka]

last time I stayed at the Double Tree in Atlanta I had all that Smoka mentioned along with eggs, bacon, grits, oatmeal, biscuits and gravy, ect. I grabbed like 3 plates and kept it movin!That was a restaurant tho... not a continental breakfast..Holiday inn restaurant/grille be off the chain!!!! had butter grits on that bitch..

[The Dre Era]

That was a restaurant tho... not a continental breakfast..Holiday inn restaurant/grille be off the chain!!!! had butter grits on that bitch..
WTF??? Forreal?

[Smoka]

WTF??? Forreal?well the executive holiday inn was... They had EVERYTHING available and a chef to whip up omlets...mayne!!!!!

[Broadway Joe]

You got me wanting some breakfast right now for real! I haven't had real breakfast in like a month. I usually gobble a bowl of honeycombs before work, then I'm out the door.

[The Dre Era]

well the executive holiday inn was... They had EVERYTHING available and a chef to whip up omlets...mayne!!!!!
what they room rates looking like?

[Smoka]

what they room rates looking like?Very nice and the mattress almost got stolen!!!!!! King size memory/pillow top sleep beds..This location was in KC near the amusement park..Indoor pool,Restaurant,bar/grille and two complimentary tickets for breakfast and dinner for each day you stay..It was nice..took wifey up there just to get away for a weekend

[The Dre Era]

Very nice and the mattress almost got stolen!!!!!! King size memory/pillow top sleep beds..This location was in KC near the amusement park..Indoor pool,Restaurant,bar/grille and two complimentary tickets for breakfast and dinner for each day you stay..It was nice..took wifey up there just to get away for a weekend
damn im gonna keep my eye open for that
those sleep number beds are a trip

[Smoka]

I'm a member of the rewards programs and they pay off if you travel alot...Our next stay will be free for 2 nights.. stay 8 and get 2 free I think

[The Dre Era]

Almost Game Time!!!!!!!!!!!

[T-MADDY]

think u gone benefit?
realize life's a bitch and the chick is a feminist/


u wanna die on the street or die on the beat
im glad u came, gay muhfukker, even your timing is sweet/

[king]

LOL my boy had some issues ordering on stubhub and he called to get his money back he said dude on the phone offered him a store credit

[The Dre Era]

just finally waking up at work
days almost over yessir
ate the nastiest boneless wings for lunch at Uno's Chicago Grill
how in the hell do you mess up wings?
even the ranch dressing was nasty.

[Mojo]

Anybody watch Nurse Jackie? It's a pretty good show.

[Broadway Joe]

Is that the one with Carmela from Sopranos? If so, I wanted to check it out, but never got around to it.

[Mojo]

Not sure. I never watched Sopranos. The main character is Edie Falco.

[Broadway Joe]

yea that's her. WTF!?! You never watched the greatest show in the history of televison?

[Mojo]

yea that's her. WTF!?! You never watched the greatest show in the history of televison?

I didn't catch the first season or two, so when I attempted to watch it I couldn't get into it. The same thing almost happened with the Wire, but I ended up Netflixing season 1 while they were showing season 2.

[Smoka]

a joke I got in an email..lol

TESTICLE THERAPY

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physi cal Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!

[Mercury]

I didn't catch the first season or two, so when I attempted to watch it I couldn't get into it. The same thing almost happened with the Wire, but I ended up Netflixing season 1 while they were showing season 2.
yeah it was hard for me to get into the soprano's, because when I watched 3-4 episodes, the storyline was too far into it for me to know what was going on. I could tell from the episodes I watched that it was a good show, I just didn't know what was going on

[goliath]

lol. so i just had the most hilarious meeting.

Met up with the president who's been disappointed with my performance. And he said he expected more from me. I told him I was disappointed that I was hired for one job and was doing something entirely different, and that I'm glad he now had a sense of how I felt about this place because of how he felt about my performance..

Then we sat and argued for about an hour and he said he still wants to keep me on because he knows I'm still a valuable asset.

Whatever. I'm quitting the second I find another job.

[Qwasian]

if I had to answer to a boss i'd shoot myself

[Mojo]

Whatever. I'm quitting the second I find another job.

Perhaps you should've had that argument AFTER you found another job.

[Mojo]

One of my friends posted a question on FB asking who are the 2 best pgs in the NBA, and one of the responses said Devin Harris and Brandon Jennings. SMH

[The Dre Era]

One of my friends posted a question on FB asking who are the 2 best pgs in the NBA, and one of the responses said Devin Harris and Brandon Jennings. SMH
http://i43.tinypic.com/14ddbfo.jpg

[goliath]

Perhaps you should've had that argument AFTER you found another job.

well, I've been dropping obvious hints at my dissatisfaction, hoping to provoke this.

Also, I don't really care that much. I have a strong hunch that they won't fire me. That's just their poor attempt at chest pounding and intimidation. What infuriates them is how little control they really have over me with their attempts at intimidation.

Whatever. I don't really need this job, it's more about the social aspect. I was home for a few weeks after Europe and started to go nuts. Everyone else has to work, so unless you're ballin' at some country club, there's really no one to hang out with.

Anyways, I'm still here. Safe and secure. :D

[The Dre Era]

Teens Getting More Coo Coo Crazy: Hood Chick Talking On The Cell Phone While Getting A Handful Of Hair!
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[The Dre Era]

Youtuber Gets Mad At People Telling Her She Doesn't Look Mixed...
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[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

Youtuber Gets Mad At People Telling Her She Doesn't Look Mixed...
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id fuck the hell out of her ass....but she's a ditz

[Tully Blanchard]

Sad to say, I paid more attention to the fight clip than the young and tender sounding all Becky-like.

[The Dre Era]

Video: Oh My Goodness: Girl & A Guy Get Beat Down Live On TV! (Elbows A Chick In The Grill & The Show Goes On)
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[Tully Blanchard]

Are these the same cats from that "How Can She SLAP" video?

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

lmao @ dame wanting to work with Jay again

Can't make another "hov" huh?

LOL @ the second comment from young sha

http://rapradar.com/2010/05/05/dame-dash-would-work-with-jay-z-again/comment-page-1/#comment-97802

[The Dre Era]

lmao @ dame wanting to work with Jay again

Can't make another "hov" huh?

LOL @ the second comment from young sha

http://rapradar.com/2010/05/05/dame-dash-would-work-with-jay-z-again/comment-page-1/#comment-97802
friendship over money any-day
should never let money come between a true friendship
especially when y'all made that money together to get where they are today.
My beef with Jay ends when he ends his beef with Dame

[Cherry Almond Jergen's]

friendship over money any-day
should never let money come between a true friendship
especially when y'all made that money together to get where they are today.
My beef with Jay ends when he ends his beef with Dame

my well being is more important than any friend. Im never going to stop trying to accomplish my goals because i dont want to hurt a friendship

I'll take the money over a friendship anyday. Friends come and go...trust me, Ive had enough that came and went. Be a friend...but draw the line somewhere. Realize people dont give a fuck about you and will always put their happiness before yours....always

[The Dre Era]

my well being is more important than any friend. Im never going to stop trying to accomplish my goals because i dont want to hurt a friendship

I'll take the money over a friendship anyday. Friends come and go...trust me, Ive had enough that came and went. Be a friend...but draw the line somewhere. Realize people dont give a fuck about you and will always put their happiness before yours....always
money is not everything
i know millionaires who are miserable and go through and deal with more bullshit then us.
not that long ago i use to be all about money but I soon learned that money is not everything. shit i make good money now but I don't live my life daily thinking about it. you don't really enjoy money unless you have friends/family/girl/wife to enjoy it with you.
how do you enjoy living in a mansion by yourself
how do you enjoy playing madden by yourself